Out of the way, Mr. Pond.

porndirector:

When I get hit on

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

saddestblogger:

saddestblogger:

my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score

i shit you not

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